One more hunting blog....

TOP TEN WAYS TO KNOW YOU MAY BE TOO "GIRLY" TO BE A SERIOUS FEMALE HUNTER:
(sad to say these apply to me)


10. Your husband cleans all your deer. You really aren't much help.

9. While hunting is fun, you think of ways you could do it with your girlfriends for even more fun.

8. During the "rut" you hope the buck gets the doe...just like in all the chick flicks, you want a happy ending (poor fella').

7. You find yourself shopping for "hip" camo clothes.

6. You still find the dark woods a bit too spooky and you swear you see big foot in the binoculars each night.

5. You consider the walk into the woods as "hiking" and thus, exercise for the day.

4. You hope the deer like Bath & Body's cucumber melon smell as much as you do.

3. You desire another method of wearing blaze orange besides that horrendous ball cap that ruins you hair for the rest of the day. (What if you get a big deer and have to pose for a picture.)

2. The last thing you do before heading out of the house to hunt is go to the bathroom.

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO KNOW YOU ARE TOO GIRLY TO BE A SERIOUS FEMALE HUNTER...(drum roll please)

1. You simply cannot stand it when all your camouflage patterns don't match.